<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-403128386315026469</id><updated>2011-07-30T19:59:55.780-07:00</updated><category term='Fail'/><category term='Cheerleaders'/><category term='Spelling Error'/><title type='text'>Choco Milkman</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chocomilkman.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/403128386315026469/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chocomilkman.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Elite-Nachos</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09207291604428878885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-403128386315026469.post-1982646355171558229</id><published>2009-07-22T17:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-22T17:30:13.416-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Why is everything so gray?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cnF9Q2MdNug/SmeudkxLhRI/AAAAAAAAAAc/Q9oeg2rzCJ4/s1600-h/Camera.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 250px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361445704517256466" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cnF9Q2MdNug/SmeudkxLhRI/AAAAAAAAAAc/Q9oeg2rzCJ4/s400/Camera.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt; Head of Security:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt; Bill, why is everything so... gray?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bill:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt; Well, sir, it might be because of the big Exit sign in front of it...&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Head of Security:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt; Nah, that's silly. It must be something else...&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/403128386315026469-1982646355171558229?l=chocomilkman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chocomilkman.blogspot.com/feeds/1982646355171558229/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://chocomilkman.blogspot.com/2009/07/why-is-everything-so-gray.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/403128386315026469/posts/default/1982646355171558229'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/403128386315026469/posts/default/1982646355171558229'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chocomilkman.blogspot.com/2009/07/why-is-everything-so-gray.html' title='Why is everything so gray?'/><author><name>Elite-Nachos</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09207291604428878885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cnF9Q2MdNug/SmeudkxLhRI/AAAAAAAAAAc/Q9oeg2rzCJ4/s72-c/Camera.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-403128386315026469.post-8547697379439471148</id><published>2009-07-21T10:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-21T12:35:04.227-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Alien or Just Plain Weird?</title><content type='html'>While searching the interwebs today, I found this little funny... With yet another FAIL on it...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 313px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5360997448828846770" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cnF9Q2MdNug/SmYWxqM4ArI/AAAAAAAAAAU/F0qcuHrCJ-s/s400/Capture.JPG" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Umm... I don't think I even need to say anything for this one...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Oh, and if the person who took this picture or somebody else wants me to take this off because it is somehow offensive, just tell me and I will.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/403128386315026469-8547697379439471148?l=chocomilkman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chocomilkman.blogspot.com/feeds/8547697379439471148/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://chocomilkman.blogspot.com/2009/07/alien-or-just-plain-weird.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/403128386315026469/posts/default/8547697379439471148'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/403128386315026469/posts/default/8547697379439471148'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chocomilkman.blogspot.com/2009/07/alien-or-just-plain-weird.html' title='Alien or Just Plain Weird?'/><author><name>Elite-Nachos</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09207291604428878885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cnF9Q2MdNug/SmYWxqM4ArI/AAAAAAAAAAU/F0qcuHrCJ-s/s72-c/Capture.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-403128386315026469.post-5230890884416609467</id><published>2009-07-20T13:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-20T14:00:04.833-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cheerleaders'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Spelling Error'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fail'/><title type='text'>Choco Milkman...</title><content type='html'>Is for all of the Fails and other funny stuff I find on the interwebs and post on here for your enjoyment. And now for our first fail that many of you might know...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 350px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5360645899662655154" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cnF9Q2MdNug/SmTXCzgL_rI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Z8k3SAVgQ9U/s400/Cheerleaders.bmp" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;The only image I could find of this was from Fail Blog, explaining the big FAIL on it. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So to answer her question.... Maybe it's because you can tell the difference between 'They're' and 'their', or the fact that you wrote 'du u', or maybe it's because we're just &lt;em&gt;jealous. &lt;/em&gt;Yeah, that's it. We're jealous. I've always wanted to be a snooty cheerleader like you, who can't spell for her life.&lt;br /&gt;I better just hide my face in shame.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;*Goes and cries in corner*&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/403128386315026469-5230890884416609467?l=chocomilkman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://chocomilkman.blogspot.com/feeds/5230890884416609467/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://chocomilkman.blogspot.com/2009/07/choco-milkman.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/403128386315026469/posts/default/5230890884416609467'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/403128386315026469/posts/default/5230890884416609467'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://chocomilkman.blogspot.com/2009/07/choco-milkman.html' title='Choco Milkman...'/><author><name>Elite-Nachos</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09207291604428878885</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cnF9Q2MdNug/SmTXCzgL_rI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Z8k3SAVgQ9U/s72-c/Cheerleaders.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
